Blogger Shares Hilarious DIY “Sexy” Halloween Costumes for Moms

Rachel Kiser
Blogger | Mom of Two

With all of the talk, advice, and ideas for the upcoming Halloween holiday, you didn’t think we’d leave out the moms, did you?

Let’s be honest: as a woman, you have two options on Halloween. You can either go the DIY route (which takes a lot of creativity, time, and money that not all of us have), or you can go to the store and purchase one. But, spoiler alert, chances are, all you’ll be able to find are “sexy” costumes. “sexy nurse”, “sexy police officer”, even “sexy pizza slice” (seriously).

How realistic is that, though? If you want to dress up as a hot character or food item, more power to you; but for those of us who need to go the DIY route, Stephanie Horman, mom and blogger at Modern Day Wonderland, has us covered. Bonus: all of her costume ideas are using items that you most definitely have lying around your house!

In her ‘Sexy Halloween Costumes Moms Already Have’ series, she provides us with some totally do-able inspiration, and lots of laughs!

There’s the Green Thumbed Goddess…

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Only one more day until the entire collection of 'Sexy Halloween Costumes Moms Already Own' is released. Until then I will leave you with this little gem to finish off the weekend. . 💥The Green Thumbed Goddess 💥 . Last summers neglected plant, and one of those tiny little dirt shovels is all you need for this simple yet stunning costume. It won't be long before people start asking 'hey do you compost?' 😉 . Check out today's stories for a round up of some of my favorite costumes that have already been revealed, and let me know which one has been you favorite. #mdwsexymomlife

A post shared by Stephanie (@moderndaywonderland) on Oct 14, 2018 at 1:33pm PDT

The Pouty Plumber…

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Ok you guys, I feel like things have been a little to serious on my feed these days, so to lighten up the mood I am giving you all a sneak peak of a collection I've been working on. . To kick off October with I bang I've put together a collection of 'Sexy' Mom Costumes for Halloween 😉 . . Today I want to show you 'THE POUTY PLUMBER'🚽 From toddler time to toilet bowls, this outfit is versatile and sure to wow. Don't forget your rubber gloves, because things are about to get dirty😉 . Stay tuned next week when I share with you guys the entire line! 😉😂 Also check out today's stories where I've thrown in one more head turning costume for guys♥️😉 #mdwsexymomlife

A post shared by Stephanie (@moderndaywonderland) on Oct 5, 2018 at 1:24pm PDT

Fifty Shades of Mysterious Stains…

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In today's line up of 'Sexy Halloween Costumes Moms Already Have' we are featuring: . 💥FIFTY SHADES OF MYSTERIOUS STAINS 💥 . Laundry just got a whole lot sexier with this outfit. Mysterious stains on those shirts of yours? Excellent, now you've brought your own party game. Poop or mustard? Either way, everyones a winner with this one.😉 . Don't forget to check out my highlight reel where you can see the other costumes that have already been released. 💋 #mdwsexymomlife

A post shared by Stephanie (@moderndaywonderland) on Oct 9, 2018 at 12:10pm PDT

And the Damsel of Dishes.

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Hey Mamas, still looking for that perfect Halloween costume for this year's party? Well then let me introduce you to: . *The Damsel of Dishes* . Yesterdays dishes have now become todays best accessory. Soggy old cereal it in the sink? Perfect! Bring it along as your appetizer and have the whole party talking. . For more sexy Halloween costumes moms already have hiding in their closets, check out my Halloween highlight reel. #mdwsexymomlife

A post shared by Stephanie (@moderndaywonderland) on Oct 13, 2018 at 10:16am PDT

We are smiling, mostly because we can totally relate to all of these.

Horman, who is from Canada, says she originally started her blog as a way to take some much needed “me-time” after her kids were in bed. “Over the past few years, my style has evolved from crafts and recipes into more of a humorous take on parenting,” she says. “My favorite content to create is anything that parents can look at and immediately relate to.”

We definitely relate, Stephanie! Thank you for bringing a good dose of humor to this spooky holiday season!

About Rachel Kiser

Rachel is a wife and mother living in Raleigh, North Carolina. She’s a fan of good coffee, wearer of gray t-shirts, and is constantly starting books she will never finish. Her family is her joy, and she loves to engage with other moms and dads on matters of parenting. Her blog posts have also been featured on the Today Show Parenting Blog and Scary Mommy.

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